Spring Fun , Flowers, Food, Photos
Flowers
FOOD
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PreK circle time activity and
or kids story that can be used to teach and entertain preschoolers. This is a
variation of the Hungry Catepillar that I have used with children for sometime
now. Learn how to make the shapes etc.
"Spring is nature's
way of saying,
'Let's party!
"The world is
mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful."
- E. E. Cummings
"In the Spring I have
counted one hundred
and thirty-six different
kinds of weather
inside of four and twenty
hours
"In the Spring, at the
end of the day,
you should smell like
dirt."
- Margaret Atwood
"A little Madness in
the Spring
Is wholesome even for the
King."
- Emily Dickinson
"First a howling
blizzard woke us,
Then the rain came down to
soak us,
And now before the eye can
focus -
Crocus."
- Lilja Rogers
What
season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Spring-time!
Q. When do monkeys fall
from the sky?
During
Ape-ril showers!
Q. Can February March?
No, but
April May!
Q. What flowers grow on
faces?
Tulips
(Two-lips)!
Q. Why is the letter A like
a flower?
A bee
(B) comes after it!
Q. What’s the best day
of the year to monkey around with your friends?
Ape-ril
Fool’s Day, of course.
Q. Can February March?
No —
but April May!
Q. What spring flowers
can be found on people’s faces?
Two
lips (tulips).
Q. Why is spring a great
season to start a gardening business?
Because
it’s the season when you can really “rake” in the cash!
Q. What did the big
flower say to the little one?
You’re
really growing, bud!
Q. How is the letter A like
a spring flower?
Both of
them are followed by bees (B’s)!
Q. What is a spring
chick after it is five months old?
Six
months old.
Q. What did the big flower
say to the small flower?
What’s
up Bud?
Q. How can you tell
where a bear lives?
Look
for his Denmark (den mark).
Q. How can you tune into
the sun?
Use a
sundial.
Q. How do rabbits keep
their fur neat?
They
use a harebrush (hairbrush).
Q. How do you know that
bees are happy?
Because
they hum while they work.
Q. If a farmer raises wheat
in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
An
umbrella.
Q. If a rooster laid a
brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
None.
Roosters don’t lay eggs.
Q. What did one firefly
say to the other firefly when his light went out?
“Give
me a push. My battery is dead.” [I
love this one]
Q. What did one toad say to
the other toad?
“One
more game of leapfrog and I’ll croak.”
Q. What did the mother
worm say to the little worm who was late?
“Where
in earth have you been?”
Q. What do you get if you
cross a skunk and a bee?
An
animal that stinks as it stings.
Q. What do you get when
you cross a four leaf clover and poison ivy?
A
rash of good luck
Q. What did the dirt say to
the rain?
If this
keeps up, my name will be mud.
Q. Why did the bird go
to the hospital?
It
needed tweetment!
Q. Why is everyone so tired
on April 1st? Because
they just finished a long 31-day March!
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