Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Rambling Rose at the Oscars



It's time for Oscar week-end ......fun,food ,fashion and more
Fun

Unscramble the  Oscar-nominated movies :
  • TTTRESIAH   
  • TTSSEEEANNHDDC 
  • PLTHHEE  
  • GOUH
  • ORRAESWH
    LLAENOBMY
    LIREEEOFFT
  • SNNMIIIIDGPRATH
  • EEEEETOORRIICCADDDMXYYLLLNNURSB


 JOKES and Riddles
Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that’s where they get their best cues.

Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he’s conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.
 
Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let’s just say she d look better on radio than on TV.

Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he’s done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

Why can’t anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.

What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star
What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself
 
What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus – readers !

What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !

 FOOD
Oscar related foods:(click on photo for recipe)
Minnie's Chocolate Pie
SWEDISH MEATBALLS-GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO


Get out your GREENS for MONEYBALL.....
CREAMED SPINACH



Wolfgang Puck is preparing food for Oscar guests The menu includes beet salad with pistachio butter, burrata and citrus balsamic, lobster tacos and traditional favorites like macaroni and cheese. However, for dessert he is serving gold-dusted chocolate Oscars.

FASHION

FLOWERS
Flowers are called Glamelias
Handmade flowers

Gift Boxes for Oscar Guests

LINKS



Jigsaw for a star=studded evening...click on it yo begin
Click to Mix and Solve



My favorite movie..for our family


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Rambling Rose Visits the Orchid Show

What: Orchid Show
Where: Mill Creek Park Youngstown , Ohio ; Davis Center in Fellows Gardens

FUN

  • Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.


  •  My wife's a water sign.  I'm an earth sign. 

Together we make mud. 


  • What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?


Pumpkin pi.


  • What do you call a stolen yam?


A hot potato. 


  •  "What did the carrot say to the wheat? 
Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet." 



JIGSAW PUZZLE click on photo to start

Click to Mix and Solve
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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Rambling Rose Goes to Tea

Today's blog is dedicated to the Victorian tea...a free event sponsored by Altrusa.
FUN

Why did the tea bag have to do its laundry?
Because it was stained.
What is a baby teapot's favorite game?
Pekoe-boo.
 How long does it take to ship tea from China?
Oolong time!
What does the teapot say to its bag?I don't want another steep out of you!Why must you be careful of tea at night?
Because it might mug you!

FOOD


Thank you for the wonderful event.


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