"May your
thoughts be as glad as shamrocks,
May your heart be as light as song,
May each day bring you bright, happy hours,
That stay with you all the year long."
FUN
JOKES
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they're always a little short.
Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold? A: They like to "go" first class!
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? A: He's Dublin over with laughter!
Q: What's Irish and stays out all night? A: Patty O'furniture!
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started? A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife? A: A bachelor.
Q: Are people jealous of the Irish? A:Sure, they're green with envy!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player? A:The Halfback of Notre Dame!
Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato? A:To keep from falling in the stew!
Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries? A:Sure, they're great at shorthand!
Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold? A:He took a shortcut!
Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue? A:Short ribs!
Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with? A:Because they're very short-tempered!
"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day." "Oh, really?" "No, O'Reilly!"
Q: What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish? A: Paddy O'Furniture
Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A: A sham rock
Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day? A: Because they're always wearing green
Q: When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? A: When it's a FRENCH fry!
Q: Why is a river rich? A: Because it has two banks
Q: What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? A: A Jolly Green Giant
Knock Knock Who's there? Irish! A: Irish Who? A: Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Q: What is Barney's favorite thing on St. Patricks day? A: A BLARNEY stone!
Q: What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone? A: A sham rocK
Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? A: He couldn't afford plane fare
Q: Why do leprechauns hide behind 4-leafclovers and not 3-leafclovers? A: They need all the luck they can get!
Q: What do you call a diseased Irish criminal? A: A leper con
One day, Paddy Irishman, Paddy Englishman, and Paddy Scotsman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness.
Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints and got stuck in the thick head.Paddy Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.Paddy Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling: “AH YOU LITTLE THIEF! SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!”
Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints and got stuck in the thick head.Paddy Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.Paddy Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling: “AH YOU LITTLE THIEF! SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!”
Kaboose jokes for kids http://holidays.kaboose.com/patrick-games-jokes.html
LEPRECHAUN JOKES AND MORE
http://www.guy-sports.com/jokes/leprechaun_pictures.htm
FOOD AND DRINK
beer battered broccoli and much more'
http://cocktails.about.com/od/cocktailrecipes/tp/st_pty_cktl_tp.htm Green beer, crème de menthe, and appletini’s
SHAMROCK SHAKE http://allrecipes.com/recipe/joes-shamrock-shake/
Irish Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QFvKsvmnfM&feature=share
Tune 2:Does Your Chewing Gum :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBmW37ZJlso&feature=related
Tune 2:Does Your Chewing Gum :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBmW37ZJlso&feature=related
FASHION
Green tutu and matching bow
Gotta luv the hat 
Rainbow suspenders with Lucky and Charmed shirt
FLOWERS
CALENDAR GIRL -Jan to March Kids dancing
http://www.newberry.k12.sc.us/InstructionalLinks/Holidays/March_Celebrations.htm
signs of spring, st. pat’s day, Dr. Seuss
signs of spring, st. pat’s day, Dr. Seuss
Links to quotes , poems and March gardening tips http://www.egreenway.com/months/monmar.htm
Teaching unit printables http://abcteach.com/directory/seasonalholidays/st_patricks_day/
Puzzles, games links to bookmarks ,crosswords http://www.theteachersguide.com/stpatricksday.htm
Teaching unit-http://themes.atozteacherstuff.com/548/st-patricks-day-activities-printables-lessons/
Crafts
High end site Crafts,recipes, trivia http://holidays.kaboose.com/saint-patricks-day/index.html
St Pat's for kids- Crafts, Books, Songs, Poems, Games , Recipes, nameplates
St Pat's for kids- Crafts, Books, Songs, Poems, Games , Recipes, nameplates
Photos- SCRAPBOOKING
http://clubcreatingkeepsakes.com/blogs/ck_community/archive/2010/03/16/taking-fabulous-st-patrick-s-day-photos.aspx
Beautiful Irish Greeting with Enya and slide show or Irelandhttp://www.andiesisle.com/ThisBlessingIsForYou.html
http://clubcreatingkeepsakes.com/blogs/ck_community/archive/2010/03/16/taking-fabulous-st-patrick-s-day-photos.aspx
GReat book for kids on St. Pats
Beautiful Irish Greeting with Enya and slide show or Irelandhttp://www.andiesisle.com/ThisBlessingIsForYou.html
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