Rambling Rose: crafts

FUN, FOOD ,PHOTOS,FUN,FLOWERS,FASHION

"May your thoughts be as glad as shamrocks,

May your heart be as light as song,

May each day bring you bright, happy hours,

That stay with you all the year long."

FUN

JOKES

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they're always a little short.

Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold? A: They like to "go" first class!

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? A: He's Dublin over with laughter!

Q: What's Irish and stays out all night? A: Patty O'furniture!

Q: How did the Irish Jig get started? A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife? A: A bachelor.

Q: Are people jealous of the Irish? A:Sure, they're green with envy!

Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player? A:The Halfback of Notre Dame!

Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato? A:To keep from falling in the stew!

Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries? A:Sure, they're great at shorthand!

Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold? A:He took a shortcut!

Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue? A:Short ribs!

Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with? A:Because they're very short-tempered!

"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day." "Oh, really?" "No, O'Reilly!"

Q: What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish? A: Paddy O'Furniture

Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A: A sham rock

Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day? A: Because they're always wearing green

Q: When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? A: When it's a FRENCH fry!

Q: Why is a river rich? A: Because it has two banks

Q: What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? A: A Jolly Green Giant

Knock Knock Who's there? Irish! A: Irish Who? A: Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!

Q: What is Barney's favorite thing on St. Patricks day? A: A BLARNEY stone!

Q: What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone? A: A sham rocK

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? A: He couldn't afford plane fare

Q: Why do leprechauns hide behind 4-leafclovers and not 3-leafclovers? A: They need all the luck they can get!

Q: What do you call a diseased Irish criminal? A: A leper con

One day, Paddy Irishman, Paddy Englishman, and Paddy Scotsman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness.
Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints and got stuck in the thick head.Paddy Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.Paddy Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling: “AH YOU LITTLE THIEF! SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!”

Kaboose jokes for kids http://holidays.kaboose.com/patrick-games-jokes.html

LEPRECHAUN JOKES AND MORE http://www.guy-sports.com/jokes/leprechaun_pictures.htm

FOOD AND DRINK

Food networkhttp://www.foodnetwork.com/st-patricks-day/package/index.html

beer battered broccoli and much more'

http://cocktails.about.com/od/cocktailrecipes/tp/st_pty_cktl_tp.htm Green beer, crème de menthe, and appletini’s

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/irish-coffee/

SHAMROCK SHAKE http://allrecipes.com/recipe/joes-shamrock-shake/

Irish Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QFvKsvmnfM&feature=share

Tune 2:Does Your Chewing Gum :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBmW37ZJlso&feature=related

FASHION

Green tutu and matching bow

Gotta luv the hat

Rainbow suspenders with Lucky and Charmed shirt

FLOWERS

CALENDAR GIRL -Jan to March Kids dancing

http://youtu.be/mtiAsaBxXiQ

http://www.newberry.k12.sc.us/InstructionalLinks/Holidays/March_Celebrations.htm
signs of spring, st. pat’s day, Dr. Seuss

Links to quotes , poems and March gardening tips http://www.egreenway.com/months/monmar.htm

Teaching unit printables http://abcteach.com/directory/seasonalholidays/st_patricks_day/

http://www.apples4theteacher.com/holidays/st-patricks-day/

Jokes, crafts,online games http://www.hellokids.com/
Build a Leprechaun trap by Gavin

Puzzles, games links to bookmarks ,crosswords http://www.theteachersguide.com/stpatricksday.htm

Quotes jokes, poems http://www.quotegarden.com/st-patricks-day.html

Crafts, recipes , jokes GR8 http://www.theholidayspot.com/patrick/

Teaching unit-http://themes.atozteacherstuff.com/548/st-patricks-day-activities-printables-lessons/

Crafts

High end site Crafts,recipes, trivia http://holidays.kaboose.com/saint-patricks-day/index.html

St Pat's for kids- Crafts, Books, Songs, Poems, Games , Recipes, nameplates

Photos- SCRAPBOOKING